I desperately crave romance and then I get it and no longer want it
Fascinated by this one Instagram account run by a girl who got divorced young and decided to make a career as a cottagecore divorce influencer out of it apparently
Sitting across from the most obnoxious couple on this train rn talking about their drama last night where the girl went off on the guy and they’re both sniffling and kissing and apologizing but still pissed at eachother this has been going on for nearly two hours just break up good god
What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what
do you mean a wikipedia page about us? or do you mean some baby is arbitrarily given the rights and responsibilities to update the paramecium article?
ok I did mean a Wikipedia page about us. But keep talking I like where you’re headed
What's your government-assigned Wikipedia page? (No rerolls. I am in charge of "1929 in Wales" now. Not a great year, some bad floods in November.)
german invasion of greece, part of the balkans campaign in wwii
If fast food make you fat why reviewbrah the frailest little boy since the victorian era
These ads??
does anyone else like to have two or eight drinks and start thinking about how much they love god and how it is very possible
not my chicken ass getting left alone with the wheat while the man takes his fox across the river